The Pumpkin strikes yet again

Original post author: Ryan It was a humid summer night. I stepped into the spare room to change my clothes for bed. As I crossed the threshold, something about the room felt off. It felt like a dark presence was in the room. I stepped towards my computer and I heard the floor boards creak. I wiped a bead of sweat from my brow. I faintly heard an evil tribal drum beat in the distance. What could it be? I took another step closer to my computer and heard a gruesome noise; like the laughter of a wretched demon. I stepped closer still, and realized that the noise was Violet heaving on a piece of her cheesy bone. Another step, and the drumming noise grew louder. Was I in danger? I finally reached my computer and the weight of the dark presence was overbearing. I reached my hand toward the back of my computer monitor, Violet howled, the drumming quickened, the lights flickered. I felt around with my hand, and discovered - with great horror - that I had been pumpkin'd yet again. I screamed out in despair. Jess told me to quiet down. Violet solemnly licked my foot to console me.